Sherlock translations
withoutawish Our Enthusiasms Which Cannot Always Be Explained

The list that is tacked haphazardly on the refrigerator of 221B reads, ‘Kidney(s), and/or a full cadaver (preferably male, late 30s, under six feet tall), bag of fresh toes, sixteen cow’s eyes (corneas retained), dual exhaust hand –held flame thrower, an unopened first edition copy of Joseph Conrad’s 'Heart of Darkness', and no less than ten abhorrently gruesome murders in the upcoming month.” The one neatly hanging next to it simply reads, “Sex.”

One of these lists is not John Watson’s. If John Watson were to put what he really wanted in list form, to live in a land somewhere beyond ‘almosts' now that Sherlock Holmes has indeed returned to him, he would never be able to look his flatmate in the eye ever again.

Written for FYJFF winner ladymac111 with the prompt of: ““John loves Christmas. Sherlock doesn’t. John takes it as a challenge. Maybe 12 Days of Xmas/countdown style something? Fluff please! A little angst is OK along the way, if it happens.” Thank you so much for a lovely prompt, my dear! I had way, way too much fun with this and I apologize for coating your fluff with oh, maaaaaybe more angst than intended. I promise that the ending will make up for it.

@темы: Жанры: Hurt/comfort, Жанры: ангст, Жанры: романтика, Жанры: флафф, Завершенность: закончен на языке оригинала, Категории: слеш, Пейринг: Шерлок/Джон, Размер: миди, Рейтинг: NC-17, Язык: английский